I think I found Future Me, and we’re gonna have to turn the boat around…

Trash Island Claimed By Riff-Raff By Alex J. Murphy Honolulu, HAWAII (Reuters) - Today it was discovered that a partially submerged trash floe drifting between Hawaii and the coast of California has been claimed by a relatively unknown activist and a 17-member squadron of orphans.  They arrived by boat weeks ago, and have erected a …