Category: Jonny’s Journal

Jonny’s Journal #1: Early Sea Sickness? (May 5, 2009)

I was never destined to be a great sailor. I struggle with any wayfaring vessel more complex than an inflatable ring; I wear Velcro shoes to avoid learning how to tie knots, and was born with the buoyancy of a bowling ball. We’re embarking on a voyage into the unknown, and I’m ashamed to say … Continue reading Jonny’s Journal #1: Early Sea Sickness? (May 5, 2009) →

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