The Zalkohrg Virus

Saturday 11th December 2010, 1.17pm ‘What are you doing?’ I ask him. ‘What does it look like I’m doing?’ says Jon. ‘It looks like you’re trying to saw off your own arm with a plastic fork.’ ‘That’s exactly what I’m doing. And once I've sawn it off I’m going to cook it. Then I'm going … Continue reading The Zalkohrg Virus