POST-EXPLOSION LASER INJURY July 9, 2009

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Hello, Crew. This is Dr. Simon Piler speaking.

We would like to report that the storage hold has, as of this morning, been cleaned as best could be managed under the circumstances. That is to say, as best could be managed without attracting too much attention from our guests. The main sail is still down, of course, and there is still a large amount of carbon residue left on the walls of the hold, but we’re satisfied with this first step.

That said, the safe remains (largely) uninjured. And uncracked.

Get yourself to the storage hold as soon as possible and see if you can’t do something about that. Especially you nimble-fingered guitarists and keyboard-players. Oh! And I’d almost forgotten. Def Mute has mussed with the lock so prolifically that he’s fairly certain of the first digits of the combination! So far, we’ve got: 08**** . (In more standard lock format, it looks like 08-**-**, but that’s besides the point.)
Not much, but it’s a start.

We thought about trying to cut it with the laser. The results were disastrous, and now Scarytoes also has a large, blooming gash across his shoulder. It’s a good thing his skin is so malleable, stretchy, sallow, lugubrious, spasmodic, knobby, stagnant, coarse, and low-floating. We will plant flowers inside of it and see what occurs.

In other news, we’ve been considering the revision of the old (now largely unused) pipes for the telephone system into a vascular network of coffee-dispensing conduits. The heart, of course, would be the kitchen, always recirculating the ship’s hot, black blood throughout the corridors. A few spigots later, and we’d be happily caffeine-addled in any room on board! Aye!

There’s one last technical note, and then I’ll leave you for falafel. Does anybody have problems viewing the Daydream Generation site in Internet Explorer. I don’t typically use IE, but on somebody else’s computer I noticed the very top menu is occluded by the posts. Any thoughts, there?

Okay, yum time.

Over and out.

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